Riptide GP generally gets pretty good reviews -- about 4.5/5 stars average in the App Store and Play Store. But there are people who don't like it. Sometimes they don't like it because they want multiplayer or some other feature. Sometimes it just doesn't click.

But sometimes you get a negative review that actually makes you smile. And this is one of those:

Not that good ★★

by - Version 1.3 - Aug 8, 2012

I am a kid and I even know that this game is hardly realistic because I know if you release the gas it's like you automatically have the brakes on and also if u ride a jet ski on land it's gonna get a hole in it and it's done for however long till it gets fixed. Also a jetski that doesn't get a hole in it from driving on land will be heavy making it not go up hills or waves well. Also you hit a wall or another jetski at that speed your screwed.

Well, anonymous reviewer kid... you're right.